Throck Morton Industries issued an apology today to the Russian government after Throck pulled out at the last minute on the latest moon mission.
Spokesman for TMI said, “Throck thought he was joking when he told the Russian Ambassador he wanted to ‘hop in and check out this moon place for a possible condo setup.” We must remind the media that it was 3:30 AM in a bar in Madrid with four Swedish Supermodels…let’s just say Throck was on a role and this moon thing is no surprise.”
When reached for comment Mr. Morton told us, “Yes, I made the deal but who really wants to go to the moon? I mean there is nothing to see there. But I did think it would be a good ‘in’ to ask out Jessica Simpson’s sister…you know the one that was a brunette and is now a blonde…you know the one that is now hottest then Jessica. I figured a trip to the moon might get her interested. Yea baby!”
TMI executives when on to state, “Throck will honor the $4 million dollar check he wrote the Russian government even though it was signed while being held to the back of an exotic dancer.”
Throck Morton closed with “What’s a few dollars to help my friends and bar comrades out? It wasn’t like I picked up the bar tab.”
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